Random Rants . . .

Sad but true, right...?!

I just feel like posting about a few random things. How do you feel about that? I like it. Since I've been Pinterest-ing it up lately I will use a pictures/quote/image I got from there to transition between my random topics rants.

This is why I rarely ever paint my nails. I thought I'd give it another try last week since my nails are kicking butt thanks to the pregnancy hormones (...?). Yet, within days (like, 2) they started chipping. All on their own.

Ok, not really.

It's all me. I do it.

I can't help it - it's a nervous/bored habit.

So days later, this is what they look like.

Guess what? I'm too lazy to remove the polish, so they've looked like this for a couple days...even at work.

I'm cool like that...and just obviously really care about my appearance. Ha!

I'm not proud of this ... but when I finished Brother's & Sisters [as well as One Tree Hill previous to that]
I felt like a piece of me died. I felt like my friends were gone. It's sad and completely idiotic, but ...
it happened.

These are my current addictions. Welch's Berries 'N Cherries Fruit Snacks - I rationalize this by the fact that they're fat free with no preservatives and made with real fruit juice. Plus they have 100% of your daily Vitamin C needs - which is important in pregnancy, right?!

Lemonade - I actually prefer the Reduced Sugar, but they were out.

Oh so true. I pin alllll these things - food related as well as DIY craft ideas...
My follow through is...well, lacking!

My cowlick makes me want to punch things. Seriously, it's ridic! It has been worse this week and I think I finally realized why. I've been sleeping on my left side more at night. I read that is recommended in pregnancy and it's just been naturally happening this last week, so I guess baby likes it. My cowlick, however, doesn't. Or maybe it does, I don't know. 

Anyway, as you can (kinda) see...I part my hair pretty much in the middle (this picture was after a bit of wind blown action {and not the attractive kind you see in movies and videos}, so it was a bit off). Then, as you can see, my cowlick just goes errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr HORIZONTAL!!!! Seriously. I hate hair and want a style but am not that kind of girl (which is a WHOLE different post). I want to want to do my hair, but frankly: I get up, shower, pick my hair, put mascara and deodorant on, brush teeth, eat breakfast, and am out the door. If you're really lucky, I'll look in the mirror before work to make sure that while my hair was drying during breakfast that it landed in a presentable fashion. Every third week is my "early week" at work, so I shower at night which means I have to put a little more effort into my hair (especially lately with this damn cowlick), but it's still minimal.

Like I said, though...that's a whole 'nother post!

I may or may not be guilty of this.
Either way - it's hilarious!

My initials...(the JB, in case you couldn't figure that out)

You know how when you get married (or maybe you're not lucky enough to know - sorry) you (as a stereotypical girl) write your new name over and over while you're doodling? Well, for me, initials always fell in that category as well. I love my new initials.

Having to initial every flippin' thing I do at work, though, really takes the joy out of the new initials. Stupid, I know...but that's why it's my random rants!!

hahahaha

Ok, so we have a lady that has to email us periodically at work and she always uses caps. I don't think it's intentional, I'm sure she just always has her caps lock on like we do at work, so I'm not offended. Every time, though, we make a comment about how she's yelling at us. I got a kick out of this when I saw it and thought of her. :)

An hour after lunch.

An hour after supper.

Oh the joys of bloating. hahaha Both of these pictures were taken in the same day - 14w6d. It's gotten to the point of spending the second half of the work day with my pants unbuttoned and unzipped (because you wanted to know that).

Speaking of...I'm 15 weeks today!

Baby:

ºis 4 inches long and weighs about 2.5oz.
ºis about the size of an apple or navel orange.

ºcan sense light.

º's gender can be determined now if cooperative!

º's next appointment is the 29th.

♥