Friday Letters . . .

I'm afraid this is how my DIY projects will turn out.

Dear 7up,Your fizz and lack of caffeine have been a staple throughout this pregnancy. You also help settle my stomach after meals when I feel less than 100%. Your flavor is starting to get old, though. Let's spice things up, mmmk?

Dear Drop Dead Diva, 

I admit, I thought you were going to be a stupid show and only started watching you because I was still hung over from How I Met Your Mother. I must apologize. You are a good show and rather addicting. There are only 3 seasons of you on Netflix, which means (too) shortly I will be disappointed to have to say goodbye to you as well.

Dear July 26th,

Can you hurry up already?! Two months between ultrasounds is entirely too long. I need to see my babe!

Dear Pinterest,

You were described as porn for women on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show today. I can see where they came to this conclusion. I feel pretty powerful with the numerous recipes I have pinned - as if indeed I am queen of the kitchen. The DIY projects I have started pinning also make me feel crafty, though I haven't tried a single one and also have 0 faith they'll turn out good when I do! It's the illusion you create that us women love!

Dear CPA Exam Review Books,

Please enter my brain. Force yourself in by any means necessary. I can't bring myself to read you.

Dear Netflix,

Get some HGTV shows already, would ya?!

Dear Geese on McClellan,

Stay off the road.

P.S. Horns are used to get your attention so you'll move...listen next time!!

Dear Fingernails,

Pregnancy does wonders for you!!

Dear Hair,

Why do you shed twice as much now than you did pre-pregnancy...?! I get that you're "more healthy" and growing faster and all this jazz...but, stay on my head!!

Dear Prescribed Prenatals,

Thank you for tasting so much better than the OTC ones!!

Dear Birthday Party Ice Cream,

I think we have a date...be there soon!!


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